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We Love You, Mister President!
   

By Byron Gordon, News Lampoon poet

 Canto the Fourth

 

1

 Tar balls litter the Gulf’s white sandy beaches,

And sweet oil crude blows from porpoises holes,

And pelicans languish along the reaches

From Florida to Texas playing their roles

Of media darlings, something to teach us,

All suffering, dying, and meanwhile polls

Are taken: “Do you love the President?”

A few mark “Yes”—but no Gulf resident.

 

 2

And Business, lawyers, and policy-makers

With money, subterfuge, and knowing lies

Still call the shots ‘cause they’re “movers & shakers”

While newly-drowned fishes covered with flies

Pollute the shores until new-hired rakers

Collect them, amazed; unblinking round eyes,

Watching, accusing, evermore will haunt

Their dreams, and gulls they cry, forlornly taunt

 

 3

These toiling workers sifting sand; and sun

And media shine their lights on disaster

Where fishermen apply themselves as one,

As always have applied, now not as casters

But supplicants for funds, their lives undone,

Collaterally-damaged, paymaster-

Paid dependents, by nature independent,

Relying on bureaucrat and defendant.

 

 4

For ninety days our mother Earth did bleed

While Government panicked, and Big Oil

Dissimulated, saying there’s no need

To worry, and all but lost in the royal

Shuffle, eleven dead victims of greed

Who gave their lives, gave up the earthly coil

For money-grubbers who care not a wit

About loss of life, no sir, not a bit.

 

 5

Then one came forth, unadvisedly stated

He wanted his life back, and next his boss

Extolled “small people” (that’s how we are rated);

The suff’ring shrimpers, riggers, broke and cross,

Abhorred the condescension unabated,

Denounced BP and Government, the gross

Abuse of power, Public Trust, and Nature,

The perceptions veiled in caricature.

 

 6

Big Oil is vilified, and rightly so,

By Gulf shore residents whose livelihoods

Have vanished overnight, but we should know

That oily plume spewing ill-gotten goods

Was sanctioned first by Government though

You’d never know it from the words, the floods

Of verbiage cascading down upon

Our heads from high, the lies advanced, the con,

 

 7

Administered in daily doses for

“The greatest good” of people too inept

To know what’s best themselves, and what is more

Or less the truth, and what is not, is kept

From us; for consolidation of power,

The quid pro quo, rules in corridors swept

With lust for dominance o’er peoples, nations,

The goal of régimes and corporations.

 

We Love You Mister President! Canto the First

Canto the Second

Canto the Third

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Last updated: 07/24/11