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Today Is Tuesday Tuesday, February 5, 2008—Today, the first Tuesday in February, is “Super Tuesday” for the election primaries. It is “Monster Tuesday” for MSNBC as they cover the primaries. It is “Fat Tuesday” for many as the Carnival season ends and Lent begins. It is “First Tuesday” for a network of European technology entrepreneurs who meet and devise ways to squeeze yet more money out of consumers. It is also “Super-Fat Tuesday” for owners of MacDonald’s franchises and “Two-fer Tuesday” for FM radio stations with unimaginative program managers. It is “Toupe Tuesday” for bald and aging rock stars. |
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