| The News Lampoon | Stupid Fucking Idiots | |||
| The News Lampoon does what it
can to bring what we think are the most interesting and thought-provoking
stories of the day. Lately, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have
been in our pages on just about a daily basis. Frankly, we're
getting tired of them. But as tired as we are of the presidential candidates, when we look around for alternative stories, all we find are stupid fucking idiots!
Take Whoopi Goldberg, for instance. She's on The View yesterday whining because . . . . Fuck this! Read it yourself! Oscar Snub Leaves Whoopi Sad, Choked Up Or how about this winner. . . .
REPORT: One brother-in-law stabs another during Hillary/Barack argument... ________________________________________________ Here's a story about some fucking idiot who shot a kid because the kid accidentally hit him with a fucking snowball! Teen Shot Over Snowball Fight... Let's go to the movies. . . SHOCK: 2 Stabbed During Horror Movie In California... The following is for people who are too fucking stupid to walk their dogs every once in a while. Where are the assholes in the last three stories when you need them? Suicidal pets get anti-depressants... That's all we can stand. Tomorrow we're going back to the presidential race. We thought we'd never say this, but politicians are pretty smart compared to everyone else out there. We lifted every one of these stories from MATT DRUDGE's site. The News Lampoon--Twisted News, Humor & Satire
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