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The News Lampoon nervously presents: "Fitna"--a film by Geert Wilders
March 28, 2008--We do not hate Muslims, provided they don't go around murdering people, but we don't care much for their bastardly religion. We don't care much for any religion. Islam's illegitimate cousin, Christianity, is just as bad as Islam, probably worse, historically. Judaism, which spawned Islam and Christianity, has done its fair share of faith-based killing, too. They are a truly murderous trio, all part of the same family tree. We hope the tree dies--the sooner, the better. Like the Koran, the Bible is chock full of violence and calls to violence. If you don't believe us, look it up. If you still don't believe us, you're probably too stupid or narrow minded for your opinion to matter to us anyway. One thing we won't do if you don't believe us is cut off your head or send to your home some brainwashed kid who believes a belt made of dynamite is the ultimate fashion statement. What you believe is not that important to us. We don't need to change the way you think or feel to make ourselves think and feel better of and about ourselves. We're not power-hungry or greedy enough to try to bully you into believing that some faceless, chicken-shit god wants you to give your money to us so that you can then go to heaven and sing praises as you fuck 77 beautiful virgins (though that would make some of us want to sing). We don't care if you're a "fag" or a "lesbo" or an adulterer. We don't care who you're trying to fuck, as long as it's not some innocent little kid or animal.
Dutch Minister of Parliament Geert Wilders , the creator of Fitna, has already received numerous death threats, and, though we won't bet on it, we believe he will soon join the millions of others who have died at the hands of superstitious fanatics. We salute him. If there is a god, it should allow Mr. Wilders to fuck 77 gazillion virgins. Religions cause nothing but trouble. Ask Barack Obama.
Petition in defense of Geert Wilders: http://www.petitiononline.com/wilders/petition.html Related stories: http://www.typepad.com/t/trackback/816965/27566636 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Jyllands-Posten-pg3-article-in-Sept-30-2005-edition-of -KulturWeekend-entitled-Muhammeds-ansigt.png http://www.rferl.org/featuresarticle/2008/03/8c8b055b-53da-4d71-aa6b-c65fe9052a7c.html http://wizbangblog.com/cgi-bin/mt-tb.cgi/28872 http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/if_organized_crime_ran_the_world/ http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3i02a017fcb2c74f96e521cfe73571f397 http://www.nationalpost.com/news/world/story.html?id=404197 _________________________________________________ The News Lampoon--Twisted News, Humor & Satire
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