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  'Thrown under the bus' comment 'way out of line'

By Duane Wordsworth,  News Lampoon correspondent

February 23, 2008--MSNBC has suspended correspondent David Shuster for the second time this month, NBC News president Steve Capus announced late last night.

According to Capus, Shuster's latest suspension is for comments he made during an interview with TVNewser's Gail Shister.  Shuster had been back on the job for just one day.

During the Shister interview, Shuster was asked if his previous suspension for saying Bill and Hillary Clinton were "pimping out" their daughter, Chelsea, would have happened if Hardball host Chris Matthews had not previously raised heads when he said the public was sympathetic toward Hillary only because of her philandering husband.

"Does it bother me that I was thrown under the bus to pay for the sins of the father?" Shuster asked rhetorically.  "No. As somebody who's covered politics for a while, I understand all the forces that were in play."

After MSNBC got wind of Shuster's remark, they responded quickly by suspending the beleaguered correspondent again, this time for a month.

"David might have been alright if he hadn't mentioned buses, which often contain minorities and children, or implying that fathers throw children under buses, or implying that Chris Matthews is David's father," explained Capus.  "We plan to enroll David in sensitivity classes that will help him better understand how to censor himself."

"Can you believe this s---?" Shuster asked as he left his MSNBC office.  "I feel like I'm back in high school, though I don't think I ever got suspended twice in a month."

Related story: Shuster Calls Clintons Pimps

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