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| William
Shakespeare is missed
April 23, 2008--Had he survived, William Shakespeare would be 444 years old today. Unfortunately, Mr. Shakespeare died too young. He was only 52. It is strange that he died on his birthday on April 23, 1616. How did this happen? This great mystery is one that perhaps only the great seer Nostradamus could have solved. Mr. Shakespeare authored such classic horror plays as The Beast with Two Backs and The Green-Eyed Monster. He also authored To Be or Not To Be, the story of a dark and confused hamlet in Denmark, musical score by Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. Mr. Shakespeare is perhaps best known for his version of Romeo and Juliet, starring the immortal Leonardo DiCaprio. Mr. Shakespeare was a fine writer and director. He will be missed. |
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