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Brits and allows assassination From wire reports
February 29, 2008--Bowing to pressure from the British government, President Bush allowed the kidnapping and murder of Matt Drudge for breaking the story that British Prince Harry was fighting terrorists in Afghanistan. "Late last night, under cover of darkness, American soldiers, in concert with the Los Angeles Police Department, entered Matt Drudge's home and placed him under arrest," said Bush press secretary Dana Perino. "We then delivered Mr. Drudge to British officials."
It is reported that, by order of the Prince himself, Mr. Drudge was then flown to Afghanistan, where the Prince decapitated him using a sword taken from an al Qaeda terrorist. "Well, that's that," the Prince is said to have remarked following the decapitation. A photo obtained by the News Lampoon (shown above) seems to verify the decapitation. The News Lampoon extends its condolences to Mr. Drudge's family as well as to The Drudge Report website. We suggest that Ariana Huffington watch her back. We'll be watching ours. The News Lampoon will provide more on this breaking story as more details become available. Related story: Give 'em hell, Harry! The News Lampoon--Twisted News, Humor & Satire
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