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  Is Barack Hussein Obama the Anti-Christ?
  Speculation About Candidate Being 'The Anti-Christ' Persists

By Mickey Sartre, NewsLampoon cub reporter

February 14, 2008--According to a Feb. 9 post in Conservative's Forum, the world will end in 2012, and presidential candidate Barack Hussein Obama in the role of Anti-christ will help bring it about.  Posts in equally credible sources such as Abovetopsecret.com agree.

Despite his denials, the evidence cited against Obama is overwhelming.  Did you know that famed prophet/prediction artist Rene Nostradamus predicted the world will end in 2012?  The man who would bring it about?  "Mabus."

Now chew on this: Obama + Bush = Obamabush!

Yeow!

"Anti-christ is not an office you run for," says a frustrated Obama.  "You're appointed, like a Supreme Court Justice, and it's for life.  Once you're in, you're in.  Besides, it's common knowledge that George Bush is the Anti-christ.  However, if I was appointed Anti-christ, I would serve with the same passion and audacity I always have."

What would you expect an antichrist to do, admit he was Evil One's left-hand man?  Call me crazy, but it sounds to me like he left the anti-christ door open.

Other evidence cited by these credible and objective websites includes:

  • Obama’s father was Muslim.
  •  His middle name is Hussein.
  • Obama wants to pull out troops from Iraq.
  • He is trying to unite America with the rest of the world.
  • He is Pro-Abortion. (The anti-christ would doubtless be pro-abortion.)
  • The Mayan calendar ends in 2012!

Guess what year the next presidency ends. . . .

So enjoy this Valentine's Day and the three or four you have left.

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Sources for this story:

http://barackobamaantichrist.netfirms.com/barack_obama_antichrist.html

http://whois-barack-obama.com/obama_antichrist.html

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