| Speculation About Candidate
Being 'The Anti-Christ' Persists By Mickey Sartre, NewsLampoon
cub reporter
February 14, 2008--According to a Feb. 9 post in
Conservative's Forum, the world will end in 2012, and presidential
candidate Barack Hussein Obama in the role of Anti-christ
will help bring it about. Posts in equally credible sources such as
Abovetopsecret.com agree.
Despite his denials, the evidence cited against Obama is
overwhelming. Did you know that famed prophet/prediction artist Rene Nostradamus
predicted the world will end in 2012? The man who would bring it
about? "Mabus."
Now chew on this: Obama + Bush = Obamabush!
Yeow!
"Anti-christ is not an office you run for," says a frustrated Obama.
"You're appointed, like a Supreme Court Justice, and it's for life.
Once you're in, you're in. Besides, it's common knowledge that
George Bush is the Anti-christ. However, if I was appointed
Anti-christ, I would serve with the same passion and audacity I always
have."
What would you expect an antichrist to do, admit he was Evil One's
left-hand man? Call me crazy, but it sounds to me like he left the
anti-christ door open.
Other evidence cited by these credible and objective websites includes:
- Obama’s father was Muslim.
- His middle name is Hussein.
- Obama wants to pull out troops from Iraq.
- He is trying to unite America with the rest of the world.
- He is Pro-Abortion. (The anti-christ would
doubtless be pro-abortion.)
- The Mayan calendar ends in 2012!
Guess what year the next presidency ends. . . .
So enjoy this Valentine's Day and the three or four you have left.
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Sources for this story:
http://barackobamaantichrist.netfirms.com/barack_obama_antichrist.html
http://whois-barack-obama.com/obama_antichrist.html
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