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March 12, 2010

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Cost (in dollars) of Wars in Iraq & Afghanistan

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The Life of a Corrupt Congressman. . . .

Ain't it a bitch!

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We Love You, Mister President!

By Byron Gordon, News Lampoon Poet

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Also, from our archives:

Shakespeare

Oh Canada! You Backstabbers!

The Worst Cable 'News' Person in the World!

Olbermann to be Fired

Prince Harry Decapitates Matt Drudge!

Feds Probe Waxman's Nose

French B.O.

Breck Boy Busted!

Draft Jesse!

A Monster!

God Endorses Obama!

Wolfson Joins FOX

Hamas Jew-Hating Rabbit Video Poorly Produced

Dear Mister President

Mike Gravel Pulls Late Upset

Obama a Politician!

Eight-Year-Old Lawyer

Kucinich Arrested after Old-Style Brawl!

No Shrimps Allowed

Ahmadinejad Demands Apology

Combs

O.J. to Visit Cuba

Gore Mulls Candidacy

'Nigger' Off Limits

Cheating Giants

Spacey Huckabee Brothers

Bright Cloud Destroys Texas Town

Macho Man's Mountain of Bullshit

Cheney Paving Way for Next War

In Your Head

John McCain Slept with Me

Chris Matthews Stalking Obama

Chillin' 'n Killin'!

Quest Tries to Hang Himself from Genitals!

Body Slam

Talibanders

2008 Predictions

What Would You Do?

 A Spiritual Icon

An Apology to Our Many Readers

Cruise Plan Derailed

Bow Wow Wow!

Barack Not Audacious

Author Lies

Barack's Granny

Barack's Granny Fires Back!

Breck Boy Busted!

Bush: Suharto Will Be Missed

Super Duper

Dazed Actress Threatens Chris Matthews!

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Last updated: 03/12/10