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  Hillary Calls Barack a Chicken!
  Barack 'Not a Fighter,' Says Hillary; Hillary 'A Racist' Counters Barack

By Duane Wordsworth

February 17, 2008, Oshkosh--In a statement calculated to infuriate her opponent, Hillary Clinton called Barack Obama "a chicken."

"We all know that Barack can talk," Clinton said in a speech to a group of fortyish women at the Badger State Trailer Park.  "We all know Barack can make wonderful speeches before friendly crowds.  But we need a president who's a fighter, not just a talker.  Barack is not a fighter.  He won't debate me, he won't fight me, he's a chicken."

"It's the same old thing, the same old Clinton race-bating politics," Obama campaign manager David Pouffle said in response to Clinton's statement.  "We all know what 'chicken' really means.  It's been well documented that the Clintons are racists, and here they go again with the name-calling.  Well, we won't be drawn in to that sort of rhetoric.  We're trying to stay positive, and yes, there are lots of names we could use to describe Hillary and her rapist, intern-f-----g husband, but we're just not going to do it.  We're not going to go there."

"Every African-American knows that 'chicken' is code for 'n----r,'" said Obama early this morning before a crowd gathered at Ben's Soul Food Emporium in Milwaukee, the only soul food restaurant in the state.  "Well, I've got something to say to Hillary.  I like chicken, but don't call me one."

The restaurant crowd responded to Obama's statement with wild cheering and one patron fainting, the fiftieth such documented fainting spell of Obama's campaign.

"I warned her earlier, " Obama went on, warming up to the crowd.  "I said I may be skinny, but I'm tough.  I'm wirey.  Don't mess with me, because I ain't no chicken, but I am a fighter.  I'll kick that bitch's ass all the way from here back to Washington."

Obama then led the crowd in chanting, "I ain't no chicken, I ain't no chicken . . ."

Following the impromptu speech, Obama was taken away by his handlers as he shouted "I have a dream!" and "Bring it on, bitch!  You're f-----g with the wrong n----r!"  He then began to recite a Langston Hughes poem as several more people in the crowd fainted.

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