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  British prince now al Qaeda target; 'A little late, aren't they?' quips Harry

From wire reports

March 1, 2008--After 10 weeks of terrorizing and slaughtering Islamic terrorists, Timesonline reports that Prince Harry of Great Britain has finally been declared a "legitimate target" by al Qaeda.

"A little late, aren't they," quipped the prince early this morning.  "I've been sending the buggers to Allah for weeks."

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