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Flash: Harry Reid blames Bush!
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senate
majority leader calls President Bush "a drag" By Rick Bishop, News Lampoon Editor-in-Chief
July 9, 2oo8, Washington, DC--Now let's get this straight: that pinch-faced old queen Harry Reid says President Bush, with a public approval rating of about 30 percent, is dragging down Congress's rating, which has now sunk to 9 percent approval? Don't you have to be below someone to drag them down? I'm no fan of our president, but I'd like to kick that prune-faced wimp, Reid, who reminds me of an assistant principal I once had in junior high, right in his dried up nuts. This assistant principal, like Reid, liked to pick on kids. And make no mistake--President Bush is less than a kid; he is a child. Be proud, Nevada! You've got a child-abuser for a senator. You should be kicked out of the West. I'd ask New Mexico to do it, but they have a pussy for a governor. The News Lampoon--Twisted News, Humor & Satire
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