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Prince Harry Beheads Matt Drudge!

The Dean Calls for Suspensions

Worst cable News Person in the World!

Lou Dobbs is the Man!

Stupid Fucking Idiots!

Bill Clinton responsible for NAMBLA!

Obama receives Farrakhan Endorsement!

Ahmadinejad demands apology!

Shuster suspended again!

John McCain Slept with Me

Obama funds rivals

Bizarre Population

Dear Mr. President

Texas Politician Speechless!

Jimmy Carter, el Presidente?

Hillary Switches Parties

Waxman's nose

Hillary Calls Barack a Chicken

'I Will Help You'

Defunct Spy Satellite

Obama Anti-Christ

Cute Bunny Will Eat the Jews

In Your Head

Cutts Part of O.J.s Fraternity

Dems Appoint Super-Duper Delegates

Spacey Huckabee Brothers

Thank God! Is It Over?

Shuster Calls Clintons Pimps

WARNING

Elizabeth Edwards' Booty

Huckabee Calls Romney 'A Littlle Bitch'

Today Is Tuesday

Belichick Says Giants Cheated

In light of the Super Bowl

Van der Sloot Lies about Lies

Snipes Dodges IRS 'Silver Bullet'

Debate a "Dud"

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