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Debate a 'Dud'

From wire reports

February 1, 2008, Los Angeles--Thursday night's debate between presidential candidates Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton was a "dud" according to an angry Wolf Blitzer.

   "I don't know what the hell happened," Blitzer fumed.  "It was a flash back to those 60s love-ins I used to attend."

   CNN expected lots of fireworks and high ratings.  Neither transpired.

   "It put the people on the East coast to sleep," said Blitzer.  "Unless they get it together and go back to giving the people what they want, I can't see another debate happening on CNN.  Even Lou Dobbs gets better ratings."  (Posted 5:57 a.m.)

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