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Clinton, Obama Body
Language Tell True Story
By Bruno Spinoza, NewsLampoon body-language expert
February 1, 2008, Cleveland—“Friendly face-off,” my
butt! I hate saying “butt”—makes me sound like a sissy—but I’m not
allowed to say the other word for it. I’m going to have to have a little
talk with someone about that. Anyway, you get my meaning. They hate each
other. You don’t have to be no body-language expert to see that.
He almost pulled the chair out from under her both
times he “helped her” with it. He was very, very tempted. Believe me.
You could see him flinch, but he caught himself just in time. You could
see it. Probably forgot for about a half a second where he was.
When he kept doing that thing with his hand, where his
thumb and finger are pressing together? If you had hi-def you could
probably see the color change at the tips of his digits, they were pushing
so hard against each other. I don’t have hi-def, but I’d bet my left nut
that if you did, you’d be able to see it. He wanted to strangle her. You
could tell.
She wanted to kill him too. She kept like gritting her
teeth. Like I said, I don’t have hi-def, but you could still see it, just
barely. If you have hi-def, you know exactly what I mean. She wanted to
pull him out of his chair, and I think she could do it. She’s not very
tall, but she looks pretty strong. Besides it’s all upstairs, in the old
noggin. She’s mean, and I’d bet my left nut that pound-for-pound she’s a
lot tougher than him.
It looked like that little temple vein on the side
of her head was throbbing too. I’d bet on it. If I had hi-def,
I’d be able to tell you for sure. But I don’t have it, so no sense
talking about it, I guess.
(Posted 2:22 p.m. ET)
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Body-Language
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