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Iranians thinking about nukes poses threat

By Duane Wordsworth

March 20, 2008, Muscat, Oman--Vice President Dick Cheney said yesterday that Iran could possibly pose a nuclear threat to the U.S. and that "we'd better do something before it's too late."

Asked what he meant by "too late," Cheney said, "We have only a few months, at best."

Which means?

"The present administration has only till the end of the year to accomplish its foreign policy objectives."

Which means?

"The Iranians are dangerous."

Which means?

"They're thinking about nukes again."

Which means?

"They could possibly be a threat."

Which means?

"We don't know what they're thinking"

Which means?

"They could possibly be thinking about the possibility of restarting their nuclear weapons development program."

Which means?

"We'd better do something before it's too late."

Which means?

"We have only a few months, at best."

Which means?

"The present administration has only till the end of the year to accomplish its foreign policy objectives."

Which means?

"The Iranians are dangerous."

And so on.

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