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Bush: Indonesia’s Suharto 'Will Be Missed'

From wire reports

January 28, 2008, Solo, Indonesia—Former Indonesian president Suharto died of “multiple organ failure” after three weeks on life support.  A state funeral was held Monday in Solo, Suharto’s home town.  He was laid to rest in a family mausoleum.

  President Bush offered condolences to the family of the former dictator, whose U.S.-backed regime ranks among the most brutal in history.  It has been estimated that he killed as many as 1,100,000 of his own people.

  “He will be missed,” said Bush in a statement released Sunday by the White House.  “He was a valuable ally to our country who killed over a million communists within the borders of his country.  Left-wingers in our country don’t know how good they have it here.” (Posted 4:33 a.m. ET)

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