By Bruno Spinoza, NewsLampoon body-language expert
February 12, 2008, Canton, OH--The only reason they sent me down
here to cover this piece of garbage is because I live a few miles up Interstate
77, in Cleveland. The cheapskates. I was in the middle of a
good card game too.
This guy Cutts is the worst piece of s--- I've ever seen in my life. He
was fake-crying, which makes you an even bigger p---- than if you're
real-crying.
For those of you who don't know about it, this scumbag strangled his
girlfriend, which I kind of understand 'cause I'd like to strangle mine
sometimes, but his was nine months pregnant with his kid! And he's a
frigging cop!
He ain't no Cleveland cop. I'll tell you that much. They
wouldn't be blubbering all over themselves like this Cutts guy. Not
that I like them much, but Cleveland cops are tough. Believe me, I
know. We've had our share of run-ins.
I wouldn't blame the guy so much if he'd stand up and take it like a
man, but like I said, he's
a cop, and when's the last time you seen a cop admit anything? In a
way you can't blame him. But the crying? He's really gonna get
it when he goes to the joint. Not only is he a cop, but he's a
crying little bitch of a cop. What a piece of s---! I hope
they burn his crying little cop bitch ass!
Sorry about getting so worked up, but I got a sister and nieces, and having these
pieces of garbage running around really gets to me. I'll try to calm
down.
It's like O.J. and that other piece of s--- Scott Peterson; it's
like all these pieces of s--- I hear about every day, it seems like.
They should start a little club. They should call it "The-Kill-Your-Wife-or-Girlfriend-and-then-Cry-Like-a-Little-Bitch-About-It
Club." Where are the men?
What the hell's going on in this country?
I'm going back to my game. They better not ask me to come back,
either. I can't stand this piece of garbage.
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